Sunday, November 10, 2013

Ain't No Knitting Going On Here

I'm trying to learn to knit. It's been quite frustrating, but I think I finally got it. Earlier in the week as I was struggling to make some progress with it, I heard about a survey done by the University of Alabama. The survey said people burn more calories knitting than they do having sex. I don't care, I'll still take sex over knitting any day.

I'm floating on cloud nine today, cause there ain't been any knitting going on here this weekend. Yep, our daughter and her little family went away for the weekend. Hmmm...now...how to get the boy child out of the house for awhile. Musicman to the rescue, he gave the boy money to go out.

Yay, finally, some privacy. We did our best to make the most of it.

The magic paddle was used. It's been awhile, about a month, I think. Wow, did that sting and then thud and then sting again. I even found myself at one point trying to scramble away from his reach. No, I was not successful at that, his hand on my back held me firmly in place.

Mmmmmm....I was already floating into never land when I heard him remark how red I was. Then a switch of implements, the leather strap. Oh yeah, love that leather strap. Love it on my butt, love it on my back, love it on my legs. He covered all those places.

He paused, grabbed my hair and leaned down to my ear, to tell me, very specifically, everything he was going to do to me next. Each thing was accompanied by a just right, tug of my hair. He definitely had my attention, unfortunately, my ability to respond with anything more than one word was lost.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, was all I could say. That wasn't exactly the response he was looking for, so he applied the leather strap some more. Oh, I was most definitely fine with that response. By the time he was done, I was so far beyond any kind of control I would have done or said (had I been able to speak) anything he told me to. I did manage, with some coaxing from him, to say what he wanted to hear.

He was as good as his word and proceeded to do all the things he had previously said he was gonna do. It was wonderful. Every time I thought I couldn't orgasm even one more time, he proved me wrong. I floated from one orgasm to another, sometimes mewling like a kitten, sometimes begging (for what I'm not sure), sometimes screaming, sometimes just gasping for breathe.

His hands grasping like vice grips on my hips, my back arching so far off the bed that I was practically standing on my head. Fists buried in the sheets, gripping tight while I writhed and wriggled in an effort to get closer, or get away. I'm not totally sure which. Doesn't matter either, cause I didn't get away. I got everything I've wanted and needed and then some.

It took me awhile to recover. I was in that glorious, floaty place, unable to feel my body. Just a limp ball of mush with nothing more to worry about than breathing.  I did eventually recover and turned my attentions to him and his beautiful cock, standing at attention waiting for me. I thanked him most profusely.

I slept the sleep of the dead and woke to a lovely hand spanking and some more orgasms. I don't know who the University of Alabama studied for their survey, but I highly doubt their findings. I don't think I could ever burn that many calories knitting, and don't even want to try.



 


22 comments:

  1. Damn girl, you knit enough to burn off that kind of calorie count and you'll have a sweater for everyone out here in blogland! They must be talking about women who don't really participate. This sounds absolutely amazing and I'm very, very happy for you.

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    1. Haahaahaaaa, I don't even know how to make a sweater yet. I'm still learning a simple stitch that might produce a half way decent scarf, if I'm lucky. Even if I do learn more, I still prefer to burn the majority of my calories through sex, much more fun :)

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  2. Sounds like you had some fun. I can only dream about an empty house.

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    1. Most of the time and empty house is just a dream for me too. The main problem with that is, that for awhile, we had an empty nest and loved it. I so miss not being able to have the privacy to play as much as we would like. Or even when the mood strikes, it all has to be orchestrated and planned around everyone else's schedules. Not fun.

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  3. So glad you took advantage of an empty house. Now I know where my mother's trim figure comes from - knitting!
    I prefer the other way to burn off calories - my knitting abilities are atrocious.

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    1. My knitting abilities are still very much at the novice stage. Even if they improve, I doubt I will ever prefer knitting to sex. In fact, there isn't much I prefer to sex.

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  4. I can't knit so I guess I better keep doing what I'm doing.

    Glad you and MM had some alone time in connected in your own unique way. Maybe you and MM should plan a weekend away sometime, event if it is just an overnight in a hotel.

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    1. It's never to late to learn a new skill, I'm proof of that, lol. I have to take advantage of every opportunity, they are few and way too far in between. I would love to have a getaway with Musicman, but for many reasons that is just not in the cards right now.

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  5. Yay for no knitting!!! :-) Glad you both had time to connect... Hugs

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    1. Thanks Terpsichore, it was WAY more fun than knitting ;)

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  6. LOVE-LY!!! I'm so so so so glad for you - hoping to experience some of that myself sometime soon!

    sofia

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    1. Thanks sofia, I hope you get some soon too :)

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  7. I was never any good at knitting...but....I am so happy to read this post.....you two need to find more ways to gain some much needed privacy.
    hugs abby

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    1. I don't know that I'll ever get good at knitting, but it's been interesting learning. Not nearly as interesting as what happens when we have some much needed privacy, not even a close second. I'm constantly trying to figure out how to have some more privacy, unfortunately, haven't found a good answer, yet. But, I'm motivated to keep trying :)

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  8. How lovely Faerie! If I want to lose weight, guess I'm gonna have to learn to knit since there's no 'dancing' around here! ;)

    So happy to hear that you and MM got this wonderful time together!

    Blessings...
    Cat

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    1. Sorry, to hear that Cat, knitting isn't nearly as much fun as dancing.

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  9. Hi Faerie, this sounds so wonderful. Happy to hear you were able to take full advantage of an empty house and to connect. A much preferable way to knitting to burn off calories :) I never was an good at knitting.

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Hi Roz, if I don't take advantage when the opportunity arises, nothing will ever happen. That is totally unacceptable. :)

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  10. Lol@Elis. I always wanted to be able to knit. Something about the coordination required ensured that it has always eluded me...Though, your weekend sounds far better than I'm sure knitting could ever be!

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    1. My coordination has been a big stumbling block to learning knitting. Unfortunately, I have way to much spare time to practice. Even if I get better at knitting, I'm still gonna prefer any playtime I can get over knitting.

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