Thursday, November 28, 2013

The ABC's of Thanksgiving

On this day of Thanksgiving, I wanted to take stock. But where to start? Well, lets start with the basics. Lets start with the ABC's. The ABC's of Thanksgiving. I give you my list of things I'm grateful for, in alphabetical order.

A - Absolution...something I constantly seek.

B - Blogland...the only place in the world where I actually feel "normal".

C - Cunt...is there anything else to say about this?

D - Dominate...ummm? Yes, please!

E - Evenings...the time of day that Musicman and I come together.

F - Fuck...wasn't that rather obvious?

G - Glorious...when ordinary just doesn't suffice.

H - Hot...menopause is such a bitch.

I - Inches...long, hot, smooth as steel and covered in velvet, preferably buried somewhere deep inside me.

J - Juice...running copiously down my leg.

K - Kiss...mmm, yes.

L - Love...illusive, soul-searing, never ending, memory making.

M - Musicman...the LOVE of my life.

N - Now...when I want everything.

O - Orgasm...could it really be anything other?

P - Pussy...quite capable of multiple orgasms, if correctly enticed.

Q - Quit...Me? Never!

R - Run...something I fantasize about, but would never do.

S - Sex...such a huge topic to cover.

T - Tits...something I have very little of, but that means gravity doesn't get me.

U - Urinate...something he thinks about and I don't want to talk about.

V- Virgin...a concept I don't understand.

W - Wet...yep, I can still do that.

X - St. Andrew's cross...never tried one, but would like to. ***

Y - Why not?

Z - Zealot...well, maybe?

I do hope you have enjoyed my ABC's of Thanksgiving. May you all have a bright and beautiful day with many things to give thanks for.

***updated to add X. Thanks for catching my mistake Terpsichore.

26 comments:

  1. Happy Thanksgiving Faerie! Hope you and Musicman have a wonderful holiday weekend with family and friends. Great list!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Thanks Roz, I hope you had a wonderful holiday too :)

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  2. Happy thanksgiving! wow that was quite some thought you put in there.

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    1. Thanks Fondles, believe it or not, once the idea came to me it flowed pretty easily :)

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  3. Happy Thanksgiving Faerie...wishing you, Musicman and your family a lovely holiday. Loved your ABCs!

    Blessings...
    Cat

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    1. Thanks Cat, I'm so glad you enjoyed it :)

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  4. Happy thanksgiving! great list :-)

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    1. Thanks DelFonte, I wanted something light and amusing to post :)

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  5. This is totally awesome!
    Happy Thanksgiving Faerie. I hope that you and yours have a lovely day.

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    1. Thanks lil, I thought it would at least be good for a laugh or two :)

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  6. Terrific list -
    Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. A new little one to give thank for.

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    1. So glad you liked it Sunny Girl, I hope you had a wonderful holiday too :)

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  7. what no X? :-) LOL I lOVE your ABC's - so much fun!!! and so many things to be thankful for this day and always! :-) Thankful for you...may you have a wonderful day today! Hugs

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    1. Thanks for pointing out my mistake. I swear, I really do know my ABC's and since I had a pretty good one for X I fixed it :) Hope your holiday was wonderful :)

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    2. I truly wasn't meaning to point out a mistake...only kind-hearted teasing... :-) Though I do like the addition :-) Holiday was great...hope you enjoyed yours with your beautiful granddaughter :-)

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    3. No worries my friend, it was taken as intended and I'm glad you did point it out. As I said, I thought I had a pretty good one for X and would have hated missing it :)

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  8. Happy Thanksgiving! Food...and an EROTIC list!

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    1. The only thing missing is chocolate, lol. Unless of course you had something chocolate on the menu for the holiday :)

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  9. What a beautiful list! Thanks, faerie. i'm thankful for you and your willingness to share yourself with us.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    sofia

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    1. Thanks sofia, I'm thankful anyone is interested in reading my ranting and raving :)

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  10. Your ABC's are great! I love you and I hope your Thanksgiving is great.

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    1. Thanks PK, I hope you had a wonderful holiday too. I'm so happy the boys wedding went so well. Now you have a new family member to be thankful for :)

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  11. Happy Thanksgiving, Faerie, to you and yours. Wow, that took some doing - great ABCs! Have a terrific day!

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. Thanks Ami, I think I am going to have to claim divine intervention here, once I had the idea, it was pretty easy. Or maybe that's just a sign of my demented mind, heeheeheee :)

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  12. Hope that you and Musicman had a wonderful Thanksgiving, Faerie!! :) I LOVED your ABC list!!! Whoa! I'm thinking that I need to find Rob! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Thanks Katie, I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Once the idea came to me I thought it would be a fun post to do and it was :)

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