Friday, April 27, 2012

Sleeptalking. Sleepwalking. Sleepspanking?

Anyone who reads here with any regularity knows I am an insomniac. Musicman is not, he can sleep at the drop of a hat. I envy him that ability sometimes. He is however what I call, an active sleeper.

He talks in his sleep. He did not tell me this at the beginning. I found out the hard way a few months into the relationship. The first time he talked in his sleep it was an interesting conversation. It didn't make much sense, but, interesting none the less. If I answer him when he starts talking he will answer me and keep talking. I have said many times over the years that we have had some of our best conversations when he is asleep.

I find it particularly amusing to ask him for things. He is always quick to promise me whatever I ask for.  Just recently he promised to give me my own tropical island. He promised to frolic naked on the beach with me. And, he promised to spank me whenever I wanted. Such a shame I can't hold him to promises made while he sleeps. Besides, anyone who knows Musicman would realize how ridiculous those promises are. He hates the sun, so he would never frolic on the beach with me.

Musicman also walks in his sleep. He did warn me about that, but how do you prepare for that? It took me awhile to figure out why I would sometimes wake up in the morning and find our apartment door wide open. I was sure it had been both closed and locked when we went to bed.  I soon learned to wake up when he got up and ask him where he was going. Based on his answer I knew if he was awake or asleep. If he was asleep I would tell him to lay back down and he would. Problem solved.

Both of our children walk and talk in their sleep too. It's no wonder I don't sleep. Musicman's slumbering adventures are well known among family and friends.  Well...the vanilla adventures anyway. When the conversation turns that way I always say I am going to get a sound proof bedroom and not let anybody in. That always gets me a look from Musicman. We both know I'm not sleeping anywhere other then with him.

Much like when he is awake, if I'm near he is touching me. This doesn't stop when he sleeps. If I wear anything to bed it is a short nightie or over sized tank top, easy access to all the lady parts. I am very used to being groped and grabbed in my sleep. A hand on me, kneading my breast or stroking between my legs is neither uncommon nor unwelcome.

Last night however he did something he has never done before. He was asleep, but tossing and turning quite a bit. I rubbed his back some, that helps him settle sometimes. I was laying on my side facing him. He turned over towards me and flopped an arm over me. Nothing out of the ordinary there. His hand landed just above my butt, it rested there a minute. Then his hand started to migrate, down, towards my backside. It came to rest squarely on my bare butt. Still, not unusual.

Then he lifted his hand and started to spank me. My eyes flew open, his face inches from mine, he was sound asleep. After a few swats he stopped and started to rub. After a short time of rubbing he lifted his hand again and started to spank again. A few more swats, then he rubbed some more. I kept checking, thinking he must be awake. Nope, sound asleep, snoring gently away, mere inches from my face. This cycle of spanking and rubbing went on for about ten minutes, then he rolled away and I soon fell asleep.

Hmmm...do you suppose he might be a spanko too?

28 comments:

  1. I love this! So sweet and sexy.

    My husband and I once both woke up in the middle of sex, neither of us were sure where/how it had begun but we were happy to finish it. :)

    My man also talks in his sleep quite often and will claim he's not sleeping when he is.

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    1. Musicman has talked and walked in his sleep his entire life so he really can't claim he is awake, lol. Of all the things he does in his sleep, sex isn't one of them, yet :)

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  2. Here,I'm the that can sleep at the drop of a hat and I sometimes talk while napping, I'm told. As for your sweet guy, he may not have been born a spanko but I have a feeling he has converted and accepted the total package. I wish Nick did this - he wakes up around three each night. Maybe counting spanks would put him back to sleep.

    Hugs,
    PK

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    1. Counting spanks sounds more interesting then counting sheep, lol.

      I am beginning to think I may not be the only spanko in the family :)

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  3. Lol. I can't believe anyone could give a spanking while sleeping! And then not even remember it! Too funny.

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    1. Sleeping with him is always an adventure :)

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  4. My ex once actually initiated sex while he was asleep. I was actually not aware he was sleeping until he uttered the phrase......watch out for the tree.... What tree where we are in bed lol. He also didn't remember the sex or the tree lol.

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    1. Watch out for the tree, lol. That sounds kind of like the conversation the first time he talked in his sleep, before I knew he talked.

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  5. Oh my! How funny is that? I guess it keeps things interesting, huh? ;)

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    1. Interesting? Yeah, let's go with that, lol.

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  6. LOL - that's the best story ever. Wonder if I can I could plant that suggestion in Daddy's mind when he gets back. He'll be exhausted, sleeping a lot to try & catch up - perfect set up - he'll want more than he can do, 'hypnotic suggestion' *rubs hands and begins to syncopate my evil plan*

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    1. Glad you liked it June, good luck with you evil plan, lol. You never know, it just might work :)

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  7. That is great. I think you have trained him well. Like June I would love to plant that suggestion in hubby's mind.

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    1. I don't think it was anything I did, lol. You should try it, if it doesn't work, well...no harm, no foul :)

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  8. With all that commotion going on I would never get a wink!!
    Very interesting and cute.

    You may want to consider getting some sort of door alarm when he goes out. . .my father began nightwalks and he was caught in various situations where he was trying to break into his house because he lost his key. . .only is wasn't his house. It happened more than a few times. Lucky for him he lived in a small town where he was know, even by the police. All while sleeping.

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    1. Hi Serafina, I don't get much sleep, but I require a lot less then him :)

      Good suggestion about the door alarms, I'll have to keep that in mind.

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  9. That's awesome. That's almost as good as frolicking on the beach!

    i've been told i talk in my sleep, but i don't do anything exciting...

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    1. Thanks aisha, wish I could get him to frolic on a beach though :) Maybe someday, lol.

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  10. Ha! That's actually pretty amazing. Now...you just need to figure out how to suggest it when he is asleep and you can't get to sleep b/c it sure seems to help you with that.

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  11. He is a pretty amazing kinda guy :) Who'd a thought he could still surprise me after all there years?

    It does seem to help with the insomnia doesn't it.

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  12. That's wild, getting spanked while Musicman is asleep. I'm curious...what did he say the next day when you told him about it?

    Love,
    Kitty

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    1. He wasn't too surprised, though he didn't remember it. That didn't surprise me, he never remembers when he walks or talks or other stuff when he is asleep.

      It used to startle me when we first got together, but I got used to it :) I must admit, this time I was startled. I had never even thought about that happening, lol.

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  13. A sleep spanking? Ah haha! Brilliant!!! :)

    Dee x

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  14. A sleep spanking? Ah haha! Brilliant!!! :)

    Dee x

    Hey Dee, not sure what happened to your comment, it poofed into the ether I guess, lol. Or, possibly tech challenged me accidentally deleted it, sorry :( So to fix the boo-boo, I copied it from my email.

    As for getting spanked while he was sleeping, that's a first for me. After all these years and all the things he has done while asleep, I never expected that, lol.

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  15. How interesting story, how lovely. P can sleep at the drop of a hat and sometimes talks in his sleep but does nothing like spank me:)

    Thanks for sharing Faerie.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Your welcome Ronnie. I didn't think there was anything else he could do in his sleep that would surprise me. Guess I was wrong, lol.

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  16. A sleep spanking would freak me out a little but we don't have all the talking and walking here. Great story.

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    1. I'm used to the walking and talking, the spanking did surprise me though, lol. It was a good surprise :)

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