Sleeptalking. Sleepwalking. Sleepspanking?

Anyone who reads here with any regularity knows I am an insomniac. Musicman is not, he can sleep at the drop of a hat. I envy him that ability sometimes. He is however what I call, an active sleeper.

He talks in his sleep. He did not tell me this at the beginning. I found out the hard way a few months into the relationship. The first time he talked in his sleep it was an interesting conversation. It didn't make much sense, but, interesting none the less. If I answer him when he starts talking he will answer me and keep talking. I have said many times over the years that we have had some of our best conversations when he is asleep.

I find it particularly amusing to ask him for things. He is always quick to promise me whatever I ask for.  Just recently he promised to give me my own tropical island. He promised to frolic naked on the beach with me. And, he promised to spank me whenever I wanted. Such a shame I can't hold him to promises made while he sleeps. Besides, anyone who knows Musicman would realize how ridiculous those promises are. He hates the sun, so he would never frolic on the beach with me.

Musicman also walks in his sleep. He did warn me about that, but how do you prepare for that? It took me awhile to figure out why I would sometimes wake up in the morning and find our apartment door wide open. I was sure it had been both closed and locked when we went to bed.  I soon learned to wake up when he got up and ask him where he was going. Based on his answer I knew if he was awake or asleep. If he was asleep I would tell him to lay back down and he would. Problem solved.

Both of our children walk and talk in their sleep too. It's no wonder I don't sleep. Musicman's slumbering adventures are well known among family and friends.  Well...the vanilla adventures anyway. When the conversation turns that way I always say I am going to get a sound proof bedroom and not let anybody in. That always gets me a look from Musicman. We both know I'm not sleeping anywhere other then with him.

Much like when he is awake, if I'm near he is touching me. This doesn't stop when he sleeps. If I wear anything to bed it is a short nightie or over sized tank top, easy access to all the lady parts. I am very used to being groped and grabbed in my sleep. A hand on me, kneading my breast or stroking between my legs is neither uncommon nor unwelcome.

Last night however he did something he has never done before. He was asleep, but tossing and turning quite a bit. I rubbed his back some, that helps him settle sometimes. I was laying on my side facing him. He turned over towards me and flopped an arm over me. Nothing out of the ordinary there. His hand landed just above my butt, it rested there a minute. Then his hand started to migrate, down, towards my backside. It came to rest squarely on my bare butt. Still, not unusual.

Then he lifted his hand and started to spank me. My eyes flew open, his face inches from mine, he was sound asleep. After a few swats he stopped and started to rub. After a short time of rubbing he lifted his hand again and started to spank again. A few more swats, then he rubbed some more. I kept checking, thinking he must be awake. Nope, sound asleep, snoring gently away, mere inches from my face. This cycle of spanking and rubbing went on for about ten minutes, then he rolled away and I soon fell asleep.

Hmmm...do you suppose he might be a spanko too?